Copping a feel
Not bodacious, but ta-tas nonetheless. For you, O3, with love. No idea what that thing next to her is, nor why she’s doing what she’s doing. Outside one of the buildings that make up the Museum d’Histoire Naturelle complex. Those wacky Gaulois. Wait’ll I post the pic of the statue where the lion’s biting the guy on the butt. Go figure that one, too.
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March 2, 2010 at 9:05 AM
March 2, 2010 at 9:06 AM
March 2, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Clearly this sculpture depicts the Greek myth of Zeus and Ubbitamea.
Zeus wants to make love to the beautiful mortal and comes to her in the form of an eagle. Attempting to arouse her he nibbles on her left breast and Ubbitamea whacks Zeus with a scroll, the rolled up newspaper of the day.
Somewhat miffed, Zeus still impregnates her but causes her a painful childbirth of the biggest baby ever recorded, a boy called Datcumoutame
a warrior giant who was decapitated in the battle for Troy by Hector. His giant head, still encased in his helmet, was sent back to the Greeks and is depicted in the sculpture near the feet of Ubbitamea.
The moral of this cautionary tale is…..(fill in the blank)
March 2, 2010 at 3:56 PM
…when in doubt, decimate?
March 2, 2010 at 5:45 PM
Waxing juvenile (as seems to be the norm here).. it’s a “Texas titty twister”.
March 2, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Waxing juveniles was once my favorite sport,
I truly loved the southern belles with whom I did comport,
with cheeks like softest peach and smiling lips of wine,
a clever tongue for one so young,
I had to make her mine.
Belay, I beseech you, have mercy on me,
I plead youthful innocense, I was younger than she.
March 2, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Shave it on down in Texas.
March 2, 2010 at 10:16 PM
Shave ‘em dry!
March 3, 2010 at 4:53 AM
Y’all are so gross. I send you a lovely greek maiden doing a breast self-exam and this what happens. I am * so * disappointed. No pink ribbons for you.
March 3, 2010 at 11:46 AM
Hey, don’t confuse me with those guys. I quoted Greek Mythology and penned a romantic poem. They just made lewd comments.
March 3, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Don’t look back!
March 3, 2010 at 12:28 PM
I quoted a classic blues by Lucille Bogan in the “hokum” style.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Bogan
March 3, 2010 at 1:07 PM
I tried to give a free breast exam to a lovely Greek maiden wearing pink ribbons but all I got for my troubles was a slap in the face! Oh well, that’s what I get for going Greek.
Why did the Greek boy leave home?
He didn’t like the way his father was rearing him.
Why did he go back?
He couldn’t stand to leave his little brother’s behind.
What’s “Ode to a Grecian Urn?”
About a buck fifty an hour.
I’ll be here all week.